Well… I have to start with good news:
Game over. I am now officially not a Mormon. Let the healing begin.
Just to celebrate, the word is out that this lady is coming:
sudo chmod o-rwx ./Elisabeth && sudo apt-get install your-own
(For a “translation” from Linux to English: Get your own!)
Seriously, you can get one here: http://shop.monamourtoujours.com/products/elizabeth
But one more thing: Hey Europe, can you PLEASE stop this shit?
Yeah, EU directive requires it. But the United States doesn’t! It’s fucking annoying!