An open letter to the Mormon Church

Note: I wrote this on openlttr.com, but if they decide to either edit it or not publish it, this is the unedited raw letter. WARNING: Offensive language… but I don’t care.

To: Wayne Schoppaul, Justin Young, James Curran, Dieter Uchtdorf, Thomas S. Monson and all the motherfuckers of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints:

How many times do I need to tell you to fuck off and leave me alone????

Jesus H. Christ… you disfellowshipped me. Was that good enough for you? Not really. You were sued in court. You failed to show. A default judgment was entered against you for $7,500. You have NOT paid that yet, five years later. I am now required to demand ten times that amount, or $75,000.

I had also put in my resignation letter through a website because I don’t want to mail it. I have been taken off your rolls.

But now I am still getting your “familiar spirits” and according to the Bible, Joseph Smith got it all wrong. THEY ARE NOT GOOD! Are you trying to kill me???

Pay up. You know what you did.

And leave me alone, Learning-disabled Shitheads! Fucking CULT!!!

Sincerely,
Alexandra Tilbrook

# end of message

Yes, it’s raw and full of epithets. I hope this gets a lot of views.

And remember, if you’re a TBM (True Believing Mormon) and you have the Spirit telling you audacity to write a comment, you’re just showing how stupid you are.

Now… back to figuring out why my new Linux distro drops you at a LightDM login prompt instead of letting you try it out. That’s why I haven’t uploaded it yet or edited the post with a download link…

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