Facebook problems and solved it… even though it required a new account…

I, Alexa Tilbrook am locked out of MY MOTHERFUCKING FACEBOOK ACCOUNT until I send a code to a number to a phone I DO NOT HAVE ANYMORE that some fucking tweaker stole in Atascadero or I upload a copy of my ID, which DOES NOT HAVE MY name I use on Facebook.

Edit: I just signed up for a new Facebook instead. https://www.facebook.com/alexa.tilbrook.37 is where y’all need to be. Change friend requests and shit there.


One week with Vanessa… and two more Lettes to come!!!

Well… I can’t explain how well T did it… but Vanessa is HAWT!

I’ve no pictures that aren’t NSFW of her yet… sorry.

But… What’s this?

jessi and emily

Look at the two items in the Amazon cart at the bottom. YES, two mannequins. The first one is a plastic G7 and the second is a BC06. In that order, Jessica and Emily.

They’re coming home… to Muncie!!!! Now I know why Jessi said she needed to leave Atascadero at a different time than me! She had to go fetch Emily!!!!!

Vanessa and I welcome you both home.


Supper with my BF!

14936849087252061765703Hey y’all!


Alexa here with my BF T (just leave it with the initial) at Steak & Shake in Muncie.


Celebrating my 40th with him and Vanessa is… well, awesome.



Happy 40th To ME!

“Happy Birthday”

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, it’s time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We’ll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there’s something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street

Your daddy’s in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama’s in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There’s garbage in the water
There’s poison in the sky
I guess it won’t be long before we’re all gonna die

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, what’s the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we’ll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger’s on the button, all they need it an excuse

It doesn’t take a military genius to see
We’ll all be crispy critters after World War III
There’s nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)

Well there’s a punk in the alley and he’s looking for a fight
There’s an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There’s a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there’s misery and greed

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that’s no reason why we shouldn’t have a little fun
So if you think it’s scary, if it’s more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

(Happy Birthday!)

And a pinch to grow an inch!

(H/T “Weird Al” Yankovic)
Yesterday, I turned 40 years old… Jesus F’in Christ, Who’da Thunk That?
A new girl (well, returned, but you know what Alton Brown would say!!) is coming tomorrow…
Vanessa Michelle Faxanadu Tilbrook
Vanessa Michelle Faxanadu Tilbrook. 😀 😀 😀
Thanks! Later, y’all!
<3, Alexa and Vanessa!

Muncie > Atascadero. Do The F***in’ Math.

Okay homies, Alexa is here to say, I am home, back in INDIANA, not California, in my hometown of Muncie! 

Of course, I mentioned in my last post about how ECHO was grateful enough to buy me a ticket back home to Muncie… and I apologize that I was unable to update AlexaTilbrook.com (this website you’re viewing right the fuck now) while on the road… I was only able to check my email for <10 minutes at a Ubuntu-based (It was Ubuntu… trust me) terminal at a truck plaza in Salinas, Kansas, and the Greyhound trip was kinda horrible. The only good parts of the ride were the Orange Belt Stages ride from Paso Robles, and I stayed the night in Paso and got harassed by two Paso Robles PD officers wanting moi to return to Atascadero or get taken to San Luis Obispo jail… FUCK. YOU. Take your fuckin’ gun out of my fuckin’ face. I have my Greyhound ticket and I just got off the 9N from A-Town so I could catch my bus at 8:40 that next morning. And the Miller Transportation bus was a pleasure. But the Greyhound GLI1684 from Las Vegas to Indianapolis was nearly a nightmare. Especially with one so-called Christian person in Denver who was a bigoted motherfucker who would NOT help by coldly saying “Man does not live by bread alone… you need to ask ‘god’ for help to eat. Have a good day,” and walked away. I retorted… “Seriously? What would Jesus do?” His reply? “Ignore you and not give you anything.” WRONG.  Rethuglican asshole. Luckily there was an ex-Catholic agnostic person who helped me with food and drinks all the way. My daddy and Daphne thanks you. (TL;DR, don’t worry about who ‘daddy and Daphne’ are at this moment, I will explain another time.) The driver from Vegas to Denver rode his brakes all the way making the entire schedule delayed. I wanna complain to Greyhound, but I’m NOT gonna talk to some script-reading biological robot in a call center in India or the Philippines who doesn’t want to listen to my concern but would like me to get off the phone in 30 seconds or less.

And YES, I did exclaim Vegeta’s line from the cold opener of Dragon Ball Z Abridged, episode 32 the very second I got off at MITS Station. That was what I planned to do, and I did.

Now I’m at the library in Muncie taking care of business and updating my website like I said.

805 Lovin’ in Muncie, Indiana…

Alexandra T. Tilbrook

Life. Is there any out there?


Alexa here with some GNUs for y’all… Listen to me and you shall see…

Tuesday. I will leave Atascadero, California back for home. Home meaning Muncie, Indiana. Thanks and a BIG muthafuckin’ WHOOP WHOOP to Aurora William and Samantha (Last name escapes me… if you’re reading this, please ACK in the comments, Aurora and Sam! 😀 ) at El Camino Homeless Organization for helping this lost poor Ball State Cardinal find her way home…

Pizza King? Fuck yeah I’ll Ring The King when I get there! 24″ Royal Feast will feed me for DAYS. Not fuckin’ kiddin’. Two Dozen Concannon’s Donuts, please, to add on. And I found out that Marsh and Vons are owned by the SAME COMPANY, Safeway, so I can use my Vons Card phone number (you think I’m stupid to give it out on my blog, eh?) at the PIN Pad buying a fuck ton of Faygo at the Marsh on Tillotson and if it says “MARSH FRESH CLUB CUSTOMER *******9600 ALEXA TILBROOK” (Yes, I have that registered at Vons.com as that!) on the POS monitor and on my receipt, at the Marsh at White River Plaza on Tillotson Ave and White River Blvd…. HELL YEAH!

And Vegeta never said it better from Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Episode 32…

EXACTLY what I will say the MOMENT I step off at MITS Station in Muncie getting off the Hoosier Ride (Miller Transportation) bus…

Thanks to ALL the citizens of Atascadero, California, for giving me an experience I can now share with my fellow BSU alumni about. MUCH Muthafuckin’ Wicked Clown Love to ALL Y’ALL!

<3, Alexa

I’m on Linux. I Thought You GNU!

Okay… forget most of what I had said about going to Muncie… I had given Atascadero another chance. Anyway, what’s interesting in Muncie, anyway?? Muncie Mall? Meh… whatever. I’ll take walking down El Camino Real any time, day or night than that…

But the part about coming out? That is true. It still stands.

But I just wanna put a shout out to all and anyone who I basically kept in anticipation on my Facebook page about a post I’ve been doing and haven’t yet… here it is…

<3, Alexa

Error 404 – /home/alexa/pub/www/atascadero Not Found… In other words, The Trip Home…

For the next few days or so, I, Alexandra Tilbrook (“juggadollslinuxsloca”) will be blogging about the failure over almost nine months of failure until I arrive at MITS (Muncie Indiana Transit Systems) Station at the corner of High Street and West Jackson Street on the Hoosier Ride from the Indianapolis Greyhound Station… (Funny thing, the Atascadero High School mascot is the Greyhound… But that’s another show! [Alton Brown fans should get that one almost immediately… I am one myself… but don’t tell anyone I’ve got a crush on him! 😉 ])

But the fact of the matter, it takes nine months for a human to be born… and to be honest, I wasn’t born a female to begin with… but I know that I am female inside but look male outside. This is not easy to discuss. But it took those nine months to realize my coming out.

Which led to a host of problems alongside it.

Drug addiction. Sure, cannabis is fine, and in California, weed is legal for anyone over 21… but it’s still illegal in Indiana, where even possession of a tiny roach will lead to ten years in New Castle… but Muncie is the meth capital of Indiana… which I (almost want to say “accidentally” but it’s not an accident) got addicted to; and Atascadero is the meth center of San Luis Obispo County, California. That shit basically took control over my life, replacing all my interests with the pursuit of using that stuff and obtaining more. I’ve been off of it for two days… I know that’s not a long time… but small steps… 😉

But the thing is, when someone basically uses you to use drugs, you are not their friend. They will drain you financially, mentally and physically.

I look way too thin! This girl needs to eat!

But I’ll be blogging as much as I can throughout my trip, as long as the on-bus WiFi is good, I have a good 4G LTE signal (except Utah… Mormon Country… but again, that’s another show…) or when I am at a Greyhound terminal on a layover/rest break and using the AT&T (Yes, that does match my initials, Alexandra Tiffany Tilbrook…) WiFi…

Peace, love and Pizza King cravings 4ever,

Alexa Tilbrook

HTTP/1.1 200 OK — Welcome!

Well… here it is. New blog. New town. New everything.

We will be launching our Ubuntu re-spin, Ball State Ubuntu 16.04.1-2016.10.20 “Jessi” pretty soon… keep an eye out for updates and download links.

Why Ball State and not Cal Poly San Luis Obispo for the distribution? Well… it’s simple. Your author is a Ball State alumnus.


This is to pay homage to the college in Muncie, Indiana, that I attended.

And… Jessi is the girl whom I love… Enough said.

Stay tuned.